Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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In a just world, this sort of industrial accident would result in superpowers, rather than emergency surgery.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:22,
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Yeah,But what can you do with a turbo-charged ass - other than start calling yourself the Heinous Anus?
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:46,
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I was hoping that losing all the calcium in his boneswould have turned him into Plastic Man.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 7:42,
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