Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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but it only seems to happen in offices(source: have worked full-time in kitchens, workshops, warehouses and factories for the last 11 years, and have never once witnessed misplaced shit)
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 1:02,
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Factories too, I'm sad to say. Our 'Phantom Shitter' introduced 'Ginger Richard' to the world:- A turd so big and unnaturally orange that it stayed in the bog for about 4 days before someone built up the courage to go at it with a stick.
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at least they had the decency to do it *inside* the bog(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:10,
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