Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Must be something strange about Southend FCWe were watching the Southend/Bristol draw there last season. I explained to a mate who doesn't go very often that it was our duty to shout things at the opposition to put them off. He put his thinking cap on, and the next time the action came close, he shouted 'I bet you'll look good in a dress!'
Not quite what I meant.
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You just made me laugh a lot.(Also, Matt Harold can suck my arse).
EDIT: I just reread what you wrote. You're an Essex Boy, not a Bristolian, sorry. Matt Harold can still suck my arse.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:17,
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Indeed, another Saufend denizenHe told me afterwards that he had been planning on shouting 'I'm gonna rape your children!' but wisely decided to stick to the transvestite comment. He's usually very polite and well-meaning.
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I'm working in Sahfend at the moment...Staying in Shoeburyness during the week. Nice place, but house prices are just silly
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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Wow, cool story bro(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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