Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Nuh-uh, I was in one yesterday and they've got loads of fake bathrooms set up with the bog lids sealed shut.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 15:01,
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I bet they had to do it because someone took a shit in one :((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:08,
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'someone', yeah, evening?All I'm saying is that you seem to know an awful lot about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:09,
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You wouldn't believe the scene I caused when I found out there was no toilet roll, thoughtless cunts(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:12,
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I bet you had to use a paint roller.The indignity of it all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:15,
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Preferable to loft insulation, though.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 16:51,
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