Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Skiing seems to offer more opportunities than most popular sports for getting cut in half.You wouldn't think that, would you?
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Train surfing still leads that scoreboard
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I can never find a board big enough to fit the wheels on(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:21, closed)
Given the remarkable number of tales this chap has relating methods of being cut in half by skiing machineryit's almost remarkable that almost no-one ever has been.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:55,
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