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"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."

Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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... and the corpse gave birth to like thousands of tiny lobsters.

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:03, 6 replies)
mmmm...
...lobster
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:46, closed)
mmmm...
lobster Decepticons
FTFY
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:36, closed)
1/10
most pathetic attempt at trolling I've seen in ages
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:24, closed)
Lighten up! Look at it this way,
Both lobster dildo corpse & Bumbleclunge are equally likely to be true. Difference is one doesn't have a snopes page.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:41, closed)
I'm gonna need a translator here
one that speaks spastic
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:26, closed)
Oh that Jayne Mansfield...

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:03, closed)

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