Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
because he was the dandy highwayman?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:10,
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Yeah great now I'm reading that post to the tune of Stand and Deliver. For fuck's sake.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:14,
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Don't worry if people take the piss.
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:05,
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YOU CUNT
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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christ, i can't hear a thing in here.
so turn off the jukebox, and do us all a favour.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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Charming!
Prince Charming
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:35,
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ADAM FUCKING ANT
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McChinaman banned, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:19,
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:32,
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