Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
I used to have a ZX80.
10 PRINT "A VAGABOND IS ACE"
20 GOTO 10
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:56,
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*rear-ends*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:58,
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*bananas*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:03,
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A banana in the tail-pipe?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:09,
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No thanks, I've just put one out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:12,
closed)