Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Ah...So that's why my watch wants to call the USian police.
I thought it was in relation to transactions I did not make for goods I did not receive.
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Why and howWould your watch be calling anything?
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It says 9-11 on part of the display.I thought that meant it was the end of the world and I ought to burn the local petrol station and the local cab rank.
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Why have you got your date set to November 9th?(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:09, closed)
His watch was probably made in China and might be of questionable quality
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It works for bog-standard English plod, too.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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