Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:45,
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Mummy, I don't like this new Magic 8 Ball :'((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:49,
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Ma'am ... the call is coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:51,
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don't open the door to the crying baby!every time i flashed my lights he laid down again!!!!1
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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