Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Wait a minute.You had a job?!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:23,
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i have had MANY jobs.my last one was all important and responsible and that. so, naturally, i ruined it by compromising my position with a very senior employee, shouting at a director in a meeting and then having a spectacular breakdown. the usual.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:50,
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Compromising positions, eh?Saucy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:54,
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i can't wait for ringo to offer a lengthy discourse on my perceived lack of moral fibre.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:17,
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actually, scrap that.i hope he fucks off forever.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:20,
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More than happy to disappoint you my dear.Heavens above that someone might point out that *from what you've posted here* it seems as tho you suffered your injury whilst climbing a fence in order to illegally enter someone else's property.
If I'm wrong then please do elucidate.
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how does 'mind your own business' grab you?why do you even care? are you going to call the landowner and tell them someone on the internet was trespassing? let it go, you fucking muppet.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:40,
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