Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Did you sever your finger?Was it in the bacon slicer?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:09,
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Oh, dearSweet Jesus.
Now my diaphragm hurts.
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you really are spectacularly retarded.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:29,
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Hey Mr Pot. Here's Mr Kettle. He has a grimy arse too(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:30, closed)
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