Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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oh god just fuck OFF.why do you keep coming back? i can only assume it's either loneliness or mental illness.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:35,
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Lonelinessat least that's what the voices say
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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I feel less lonely When i listen to the voices in my head....
(they tell me to burn things)
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Buuuuurrrrrnn, theeeemm, buuuurrrnnn, theeeemm aaaaallllllll!Except for the Chicken & Asparagus - we've got to sell them by the weekend.
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and i don't get chance to burn the steak and kidneyThey are gone to quickly
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No.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:33,
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You Sirappear to be a far better link-bitch than AB has been in the past few months.
Your services may be called upon in the future. Hope you don't mind.
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