Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I like this!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:48,
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I suppose it's too late for me to submit a poo story now.(
Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:00,
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There's probably still time to accidentally piss in your own mouth.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:13,
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I would, but my foot is already in there. (
Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:18,
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aim for the nose then(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:33, closed)
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