There's a company up the road that employs chinbeardponytails.
They all wear long black coats and clumpy boots whatever the weather. I followed a matching pair in the ice yesterday. One skidded and grabbed the coat of his twin. They both executed perfect icy, cape-flowing spins and ended in a face-to-face embrace each on one knee. It was beautiful, man. They even demonstrated a rudimentary sense of humour when I said "Ta daa!"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:44, 11 replies)

happy birthday!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:50, closed)

OMG THANKU I CAN,T BELEIF YOU RENEMBRED!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:56, closed)

This to win.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:51, closed)

Jews?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:40, closed)

Passion fruit and mango if you're offering.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:37, closed)

Did one of them say
"I preferred their first album"?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:11, closed)

They are all software engineers for a gaming company.
I was on a course with their HR lady just before Christmas a few years ago and she asked me how many women worked at our place. I told her we had mostly men and asked why she wanted to know. She said she was looking for a company who employed lots of women so they could organise a joint Christmas do, with the intention of finding them some girlfriends. I was quietly impressed at this pro-active HR policy.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:50, closed)

Impressed but horrified, presumably.
Although there is at least one woman. She has the standard coat and ponytail but a marginally less full chinbeard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:04, closed)

Tor-evil and D'Eath

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:08, closed)

Have a click for chinbeardponytails.
Anyone falling over for pretty much any reason is comedy gold anyway.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, closed)

Chinbeardponytails is the best description I've heard all week.
Have a fucking CLICK.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:24, closed)