I was standing in the carpark arguing with this guy from the car rental agency over whether we had to pay a cleaning fee, when a passing seagull shit on his head
I didn't see it until the missus behind me started laughing, but it was a fair blob of fishy mayonnaise. My two year old even joined in when she heard the rest of the family laughing. Ok, I know it's not the funniest anecdote in the world, but I'm easily pleased, me
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:59, 3 replies)

That wasn't shit
That was urine. Seriously. You can google it. Seagull urine is white and sticky because of urea or something.
(ubergeekian, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:10, closed)

I googled for "piss that comes out of a bird but is white and sticky instead of yellow"
the results were inconclusive
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 20:19, closed)

Well it made me laugh.
Click
( Evil Bastardo, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, closed)