Get a hold of yourself, man.
You're really starting to worry me now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:20, 2 replies)

He's a compulsive masturbator.
The last thing you should ask him to do is 'get a hold of himself'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:22, closed)

No way!
You, worried? The author of the funniest line ever written? You shouldn't be worried, with your £millions and your sold out tours and your multi-platinum selling DVD's.

No, you've got no need to worry. A comedian of your level has nothing to worry about whatsoever.

What will you think of next? Can you do one about Mohammed? Please!

Patels are ringing! Jeez...I'll never tire of that one!
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:23, closed)

Do you live near a nuclear power plant?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:27, closed)

No!
But if you do...I'm moving next to one tomorrow! If nuclear power has given you the ability to come up with the 'Patels' line - then I'm diving straight into the reactor!

Can you sing it with me? Please?

1...2...3...altogether now:

"Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven Patels are ringing!"

Can I buy it? Is it available to download? You've got a sure-fire Xmas No.1 single there! Patels are ringing! The country will LOVE it!
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, closed)

Albert.
'No self-awareness' was last week.

Do keep up now, there's a good nonce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:35, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:29, closed)

SP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:30, closed)

SP

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:30, closed)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:31, closed)

SP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, closed)

SP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:36, closed)

What.
The.
Fuckery?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:56, closed)

I think Albert's having some 'problems' at the moment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:57, closed)