No Albert.
It is a tribute to the amusingly-named Indian sportsman Semen Patel.

I realise that it doesn't involve creepy noncing, or painfully obvious lies like that one up there, or the one about playing with the ghost of a little girl, or your story about the Nazi gold, or any of the other aforementioned painfully obvious lies; but that doesn't preclude it from being a joke, or being funny.

HTH xx.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:30, 2 replies)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, closed)

Sorry, how could I forget?
SP
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, closed)

SP?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

SP!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

well according to some internet slang site, "The definition of SP is "Sex Party" or "Spelling" or "Starting Price""

I'm none the wiser.
( quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:36, closed)

Also: SP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:37, closed)

SP...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:34, closed)

I agree!
It's the funniest thing I've ever, ever seen.

Patels are ringing! And now you tell me there's a Semen Patel? Oh that's just too much. Your humour knows no bounds.

Can we try it with Semen Patel? Let me have a crack...be patient...it's my first time:

'Ding dong merrily on high, Semen Patel is singing.'

How'd I do?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:37, closed)

You did it noncily, as always.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:38, closed)

From a comedic master such as yourself
I'll take that as a massive fucking compliment!

Please tell me your sig isn't just for Christmas? Will you stick around for the new year too? Just knowing that you're out there, somewhere, singing the Patel song will make me all happy inside.

x
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:41, closed)

Noncily is never a compliment.
And the sig has nothing to do with Xmas, soz bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:47, closed)

Sry...
Got you confused with The Master there. Your sig is your sig. But it don't compare with the 'Patels' sig.

Will he be keeping it after Xmas? Can you ask him for me? I get a bit shy around legends.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:51, closed)

Why not email him and ask?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:53, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:55, closed)

SP?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:03, closed)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:09, closed)

SP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:10, closed)

SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:41, closed)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:42, closed)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:42, closed)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:55, closed)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:56, closed)