People are odd, aren't they?
Mrs V, some friends and I were going to a gig once when a car drove past and two lads leaned out and shouted "GOFFFS!" at us.

Well, er ... yes ... we are ... well spotted ...

I mean - it's not like they called us "Fucking goths" or "Goth cunts" or anything. They just ... said what they saw ...

You'd think in these days of internets and readily-available porn teenagers wouldn't get so bored.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:02, 3 replies)

i expect your ankle-length leather coats and poncey hats enraged them.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:08, closed)

Clearly.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:10, closed)

cheers.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:11, closed)

cheers.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:11, closed)

cheers

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:12, closed)

Frasier

(costas, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:34, closed)

Somebody once shouted "NICE HAT!" at me out of a grumbling hatchback.
I did have a nice hat.

It's this sort of observational wit that has made Britain the world leader in humour.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:11, closed)

By "grumbling hatchback" you mean
"Enormous, untended, messy vagina", right?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:16, closed)

Yes.
The one belonging to ... wait for it               wait for it               wait for it               YOUR MUM! BOOOOOM!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:46, closed)

I wonder if it's the same guy
on a tour of the country?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:21, closed)

I like to imagine that 10 seconds later
the same guy leaned out of the window and shouted "POST BOX!!!!"
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:27, closed)