Of course this is made up
and similar stories have been going around since, well, not the week the lottery started, obviously, but probably from the second draw.

But what I can't work out is why someone would make up a story the result of which is to make him and his friends sound like cruel, heartless pieces of shit. I mean, I can see why someone would say "This morning I saved a blind orphan from being run over by a number 38 bus", but why would they come up with "This morning I pushed a blind orphan under a number 38 bus".

Most odd.
(ubergeekian, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:22, 2 replies)

It's because old Albert here is mentally ill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 19:10, closed)

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Blind, pushed under a bus, orphan - magic stuff
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 6:20, closed)