Watched this unfold a little while ago.
Busy shopping centre carpark. Couple of weeks out from chrissy so everyone's got that "mad rush" mentality. As tho Western civilisation may fall before lunchtime.
EDIT: In light of the day and time this could well be a possibility I suppose.

Cue a jazzed up doof-doofing sporty 4 cyclinder car (fins, spoilers the worx). Lowered so much that the skirts are almost scraping the ground anyway. See spiky-haired teenager in said car try to traverse a wide speed hump diagonally so as to try not to scrape the underside of his noisy mufflered, pulsing blue led strewn car. See him hold up 2 lanes of irate traffic in both directions whilst he desperately tries to save the underside of his car and the fibreglass skirts on either side.

Hear the unmistakable sound over the toots and shouts of other impatient drivers of metal on brickwork and scrunching fibreglass.
Laugh manically as I jump the kerb in the missus' "at least a foot clearance off the ground" 4x4 station-waggon in order to get around the twit as he now has stopped for fear of causing more damage to the the underside of his car. Pause laughter in order to look him fair in the eyes and mouth "Dick-head!" as I drive past.
Resume laughing loudly enough to be heard by most people in the small traffic snarl. Enjoy the sound of previous angry voices turning into laughs of derision.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 3:52, 13 replies)

confused...
doof-doof says you are aussie, staion-wagon says you are a yank, and twit says you are english.

so.

what the hell are you?
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 5:17, closed)

A chimera?
Aussie by "neutralisation" (when you get naturalised over here many refer to it as thus) with a pommie mum. We call them station-wagons on this side of the pond too. is it an "estate car" in the UK?
Aside from the lexicon you got where the laughs were coming from, yes?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 6:01, closed)

It's been a good 10 years
since you could buy a station wagon in the States, except for a Volvo or Merc poof-mobile.
They are generally regarded by the young'ns and their parents as "an old man's car".
A 4x4 station wagon is an SUV.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:17, closed)

This is kinda a hybrid
Mind you wiki calls it an SUV so it must be so.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 0:02, closed)

a 'prick'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:45, closed)

At least I'm not you
Monty.
Thanking the god that I don't believe in every day for that.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:40, closed)

Doof-doof is fairly common in the UK too
in a kind of obvious onomatopoeic way.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:15, closed)

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO AWESOME RIGHT?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:15, closed)

Janet.
Shut the fuck up now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:17, closed)

well, no. no I won't, you ponce.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:49, closed)

Oh. Ok then.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:41, closed)

I thought doof-doof was referring to the music blaring out :/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, closed)

Yes.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:37, closed)