in the pub last night
A rather drunk young gentleman tried to pick a fight with one of my guitarists by using the immortal phrase

"Oi, did you just call my pint a cunt?"
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:52, 9 replies)

I'm not convinced of the validity of this story.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:54, closed)

Do you live in 'Viz' magazine?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:59, closed)

Sadly no
The fat slags in Viz are far more attractive than the one's in Welsh rugby clubs on a week night.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:16, closed)

Don't you talk about Cunt Pint like that!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:02, closed)

"....one of my guitarists..."
How many guitarists do you own?
(Barnetboy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, closed)

All your bass and rhythm are belong to us.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:40, closed)

... is the RIGHT answer!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:50, closed)

2
and a drummer who is a bummer
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:25, closed)

I once got called a paedo by a small chav child whilst playing a gig.
Which was nice.
(Maverickjames 's name is not James, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:42, closed)