Hospital Dwarf Wheelchair
Many years ago, cow-orkers were discussing what made them laugh. It was painful drivel to listen to, "I like Jethro", "I like Jimmy Tarbuck", etc. Someone asked me what made me laugh and I said "People in wheelchairs and dwarves". Complete conversation killer.

My friends however thought my statement darkly hilarious. My flatmate especially found this amusing and this is where the story is going.

Maybe 2 years after this statement, I received a telephone call from my ex-flatmate and he was calling from hospital.

"Come and visit me" - so I toddles off down to Charing Cross Hospital.

4 person ward, friend fairly battered after falling off a roof. Anyho', on the ward a bed is curtained off. Friend points at curtain and says "Wait".

Anyway, I am now very bored of this narration but come this far.

Thus Spake Zarathusa begins to play in my head, the curtains open to reveal a wheelchair bound dwarf. Not just any dwarf, the truly comedic looking ones. Did I laugh, no I did not. I never spoke to my ex-flatmate ever again, so filled with disgust that he would think I thought it funny.

sanctimonious prick that I am.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:16, 10 replies)

You weren't the only one bored in this narration.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:19, closed)

people stating the perfectly bleeding obvious makes me laugh, cheers.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:46, closed)

what is this I don't even

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:04, closed)

well that's a neato what dwarf now

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:08, closed)

well, at least your story, like the dwarf, was short
it was also fucking lame, too
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 14:46, closed)

Eh
Cow-orkers? What the shuddering fuck are they? Sound much funnier than wheelchair bound dwarves.
(Ovon Bort Wondering why he chose this username, since 1999, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:31, closed)

People who ork cows, of course.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:25, closed)

Welcome to the internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:53, closed)

top snark

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:40, closed)

^ Look at him, never orked a cow.
For shame.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:44, closed)