Millenium Dome new age fart lols
Back in the year 2000, I went with my then girlfriend to the Millenium Dome, where we enjoyed a day of wandering round the many and varied "delights" on offer - some of which were pretty cool and some of which were, it has to be said, bollocks.

One which fell into the latter description was the multi-coloured igloo thing, with the new-age whale music-sounding "song" that wouldn't repeat the same part for two-thousand years, apparently (how could they know that, they wouldn't have had time to give it a quick listen through?).

Anyway, gf and I were in the igloo thing, lying back and chilling for a few minutes, when the serenity was interrupted by a little fart, followed by the sound of a load of schoolboys giggling.

Smiling to myself, I imagined the young lad that had made all his friends laugh by letting one off. Looking over, I saw a little old lady, beetroot of face, who in fact had accidentally farted as she struggled to stand up... and about twenty early teen schoolboys in various stages of cracking up at this unexpected fartular delight :)

I lost it at that point and cracked up too, leaving the room very quickly as I did so. Poor little old lady, I bet she was mortified.

tl;dr version - little old lady farts in public, schoolkids and I crack up :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:43, 2 replies)

shit,
I think I may have been one of those schoolboys. Good acoustics if I recall correctly
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:04, closed)

:)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:00, closed)