Greengrocer
We were talking chap that I know used to have a fruit and veg shop, my father and I were keen gardeners and the topic of conversation turned to fruit, eating apples in fact. Dad said that he thought "Cox's Orange Pippin" was the best eating apple to which the grocer replied "Oh yeah, they are always popular, especially if they have a bit of size about them. All the housewives near me seem to like big Cox's!" Then, realizing what he had just said in front of my dad he turned bright red . I tried not to laugh but....
(Mackeson_drinker, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:30, 1 reply)

I knew a woman who, if she married her boyfriend, would have become Mrs Cox-Lovett

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:34, closed)

I knew a girl...

Who if she had gone the double-barrelled route when marrying would've been Mrs Brown-Dicks
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:44, closed)

I know a woman
who married a furriner and did indeed take the double barrelled route.

She is now Mrs Smelt-Soup.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:19, closed)