she's at it again
my mother has just asked me in all seriousness if stags's skulls drop off with their antlers and if they regrew their skulls.
i'm amused and worried for my future mental wellbeing in equal measures.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:20, 4 replies)

That would explain the number of them stuck on walls, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:06, closed)

that was pretty much her reasoning, i think.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:10, closed)

Ask her to estimate how fast they were running when they hit the wall.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:25, closed)

i can't
she's just come back from the hairdresser i recommended. she is no longer talking to me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:21, closed)