A friend of mine
told me about his return trip from Helter Skelter. He'd nodded off in the passenger seat and woke up to the driver having a bit of a panic: the headlights of a lorry were looming towards them and the driver was frantically trying to spin the wheel. The other two passengers woke up too, and the driver, after a few further panicked stamps on the break, opened the door and hurled himself out of the car.

It transpired shortly after this that all four of them had pulled over into a layby for a nap several hours earlier, and the driver had woken up, seen the approaching headlights and, in his addled haze, assumed he was still driving. Where the idea of hurling himself out of the car came from though, I've no idea.
(luckybluecoat, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:14, 3 replies)

hahahaha
Genius. Tea everywhere.
( rofl harris, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:21, closed)

This is excellent.
Massive kerlick.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:16, closed)

Excellent
..but please *brake*
(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 22:20, closed)