cake
It affects teh part of teh brain known as "Shatner's Basson".....don't want to end up all blewty on a quack candle tho....jessop jessop jessop anyone?
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:48, 10 replies)

Any chance we can have more Brass Eye quotes?
saves me having to stick the DVD on.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:49, closed)

quadraspazzed on a lifeglug
meh...
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:52, closed)

Oh yes - correct response!
It's a shame no one's thought to do this until now, as really this should win.

"It's not actually proven, but it's scientific fact."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:52, closed)

ta very much
*bows*
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:53, closed)

^This

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:08, closed)

Sounds like fun, yes?
Not to this poor boy - he thought he had three months to cross the road.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:54, closed)

bernard manning - god bless his racist soul
"one girl on cake cried all the water out of her body - how d'you think her mother felt? It's a fuggin' disgrace..."

:)
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:55, closed)

"Last one on drugs is a queer,"
shouts Portillo.
(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:33, closed)

*roars drunken Portillo

wouldn't normally point something so trivial out but i personally think most of the humor and mental image is in the word drunken
(MaxZero ZeroMax, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:41, closed)

no drunkenness mentioned although it does say yells
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4f4oy2M_Og

2:48
(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:26, closed)

...hmm, well bugger me
(MaxZero ZeroMax, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:39, closed)

normally
wouldn't have bothered checking but i couldn't remember the drunken bit
(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:46, closed)

Cake
Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 14:50, closed)

Luckily the amount of heroin I use is harmless......
I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those, my advice is leave well alone. Good luck.
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:58, closed)

Also known as
loonytoad quack, Joss Ackland's spunky backpack, ponce on the heath, rustledust, or Hattie Jacques pretentious cheese wog
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:23, closed)

wot? No Clarky Cats?

( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:13, closed)

This girl coughed up her entire spleen
it's a fuckin' disgrace
( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:12, closed)