Don't get injured on public holidays
Several years ago, I managed to break my arm on easter. We went to the hospital where a woman in a white coat duly took an X-ray of said arm. She returned later to make an X-ray of the other arm too. I inquired what was the use of that, whereupon she told me she just couldn't figure out what my broken arm was actually supposed to look like.
We later found out she was an oculist, only there because everybody else had wandered off home before her.
( BringYourOwnParachute Meet me here on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:55, Reply)