Doctors, Nurses, Dentists and HospitalsTingtwatter asks: Ever been on the receiving end of some quality health care? Tell us about it
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:49)
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I hate to panic youbut Captain V had that and managed to impregnate me despite me forking out for family-sized packs of Durex.
Beware.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:09,
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but did he then go on to get the mumps in adulthoodand have a nut (again, poor poor lefty) the size of a generously proportioned lemon?
i also work the odds by wearing restrictive undergarment, scycling a lot, smoking pot, and wrapping everything i eat in PVC whilst talking on handsfree with my phone down my pants and a laptop on my lap top/
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No to the mumps and the weed and the restrictive underwearso, yeah, you're probably safe.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:29,
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