I have lots...
When my wife was having our first baby, I kept asking for the machine that goes Ping! to no avail. When the doctor heard me ask for the thirtieth time he just rolled his eyes "fuckin nerd" he said.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:40, 3 replies)

Ha! At least he knew the reference.
When you asked if it was a girl or a boy, did he say that it was a bit early to attach labels?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:45, closed)

Back when I worked with Macs
The Apple type, not the flasher fashion accessory that is - it had that MP quote for some action - I used to hear it several times a day...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:29, closed)

The most expensive machine in the whole hospital?
Aren't you lucky!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 17:47, closed)