Hand Job
That's got your attention.

Last year I had a bit of grief from a kidney stone, it wasn't a huge problem , I only mention it in passing...... (I'm here all week etc)
One of the tests I had to undergo involved having a camera shoved down my jap's eye, again not too painful but slightly uncomfortable. I've never liked Olympus cameras and now I know why!! What made the situation odd was that the doctor inserting the camera into the too-small orifice was a bright, funny and attractive woman. She was pretty but not in an obvious 'Carry On' style and was probably young enough to be my daughter.

I had to smile as I thought that, although for me there was nothing sexual going on, there must be thousands of blokes that would pay a fortune for a 'service' like this. She was very good at her job and chatted very amiably as though this happened every day which for her it probably does.

After the camera was removed she said "Would you like to have your prostate checked?"
"In for a penny in for a pound" I replied. Then she gave me the thumbs up........... the arse. Many perverts would have been in heaven by now but I was just glad to get the all clear.
(Barnetboy, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 16:18, 1 reply)

Manual technique
The OM2N was a lovely model, for the price.
(Treacle Cock, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 23:38, closed)