Scooby Poo
I know there have been a few finger-up-the-arse stories but(t) I thought I'd throw mine in.
I get medicals with work for free every few years, and its reassuring to be told you're not dead yet.
This one went as normal, and then the hairy Eastern European lady Doctor said "well we won't bother with a prostate examination as you are under 40".
I asked "is it free? Because if its included I may as well have it".
"You don't need it!"
"Well if its been paid for I'd like it".

So I was asked to lie on the padded table thing in the feotal position and "lower my trousers and underwear".
She put a glove on and said "I'm afraid this is rather uncomfortable".

So I braced myself, and then, she stuck her finger up there and... I giggled like Scooby Doo. Exactly like scooby doo, and then when she withdraw her finger I let out a smug little trump.

Her disgusted face I thought was quite unprofessional, but I think she thought I had done it on purpose.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:46, 2 replies)

LOLS
"Smug little trump"

I am such a child. Clicky...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:35, closed)

:-D
I loled and even let out a little dribble reading that.

great post
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:08, closed)