Mmm nurses.
male are nice.

I have been intimately linked to a male nurse. Back in them days I was sharing a house with an exceptionally nosy woman (shall we call her Binsey), indecently he lived in the on site hospital accommodation. Every evening Binsey would ask “Are you staying here tonight or at the nursing home? I got bored correcting her (it’s nurse’s home a home for nurses not a nursing home is something very different) So, I would cheerily reply ‘nope’ then do what ever the f*ck took my fancy.

Ah nurses are great – kinky NHS sex is the cure of all ills.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:09, 4 replies)

I can help but think that this validates point 16 of Badger's Guide To The NHS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:29, closed)

Nope
I met him in a pub and I wasn't suffering from any injury or illness at the time. And your offer is very kind but, I will just have to run it past him first.

Since the 'good old days' Mr Freepens now lives with Miss Freepens in their home together. So, I suppose you could say that we now both live the nurse's home.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:41, closed)

right...
Binsey would ask “Are you staying here tonight or at the nursing home? I got bored correcting her (it’s nurse’s home a home for nurses not a nursing home is something very different) So, I would cheerily reply ‘nope’ then do what ever the f*ck took my fancy.

^^she said all that?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:20, closed)

Yes - you is right I am stupid
I will now go and whip myself until speech marks fall out of my arse.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:45, closed)