once i stuffed a stone up my nose without anyone seeing me and it got stuck
as i was 4, people only had my word. so i was taken to the doctor, who confirmed that i had, in fact, inserted a stone up my nose.

my dad then spent several hours waiting in A&E with me. when we went through, they wrapped me very tightly in a blanket so i couldnt move my hands and feet and advanced on me with the most enormous pliers i had ever seen...

17 years later, my parents have kept the stone in a jar and get it out for visiting boyfriends. cheers guys!
(ladyintheradiator, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 22:12, 2 replies)

Pics or it didn't happen.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 11:38, closed)

Was it like
that bit in Total Recall, where he pulls the tracker out of his hooter?
(Rsoles, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 15:17, closed)