More common than you think!!!!!!!!!
I too attend the nations scum as an ambo-bod and this kind of thing happens a lot more than the public would believe. Whilst I haven't seen the bristle-end toilet brush up the jacksy myself, one of my erstwhile colleagues saw exactly the same scenario with an elderly gentleman.
The same guy was also called to help with a couple who'd managed to get the cap of a container of carpet cleaner stuck up the wife's clunge! She was singularly unimpressed when asked if it was "Vanish" (it actually was!)
Personally I've been called to a rare selection of "object insertions" & quite a few sex related injuries and I can assure you all that we get a huge laugh out of them!
(stygof, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)