Had the snip
at age 25, cos already had 3 kids and didn't want to burden society anymore, also couldnt afford them.
Anyway on the table, doc says "do you want to watch?"
"no thanks"
All of a sudden "Oops!"
"What do you mean Oops?"
"The thread has broken, I've got to go in and find it. You may feel some pressure."
Felt like he'd climbed in my ballsack and was attempting to tunnel his way out of my arse."
Ended up with infction after infection for 6 months.
Those were the days before sueing people.
Just kept takng the pills.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 21:03, 5 replies)

25 and three kids.
Chavtastic!
( girlinthehole, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 21:10, closed)

yep just the 3
never had any more.
Married before we started having them.
Always had a job.
Kids all got married and all got decent jobs.
None have ever been in trouble with the old bill because they knew I'd beat them to within an inch of their lives if they did.
Still married 30 years on.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 21:30, closed)

Nooooooo! all lies,
Stuff like that doesn't happen any more.
( girlinthehole, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 21:45, closed)

Exactly, not anymore
unfortunately.
out of the 10 couples that married from our school year we were the only one to get past 3 years.
Even more strangely our daughter got married, THEN had a baby more than a year later.
I told her she should have written to the guiness book of records because as you say things like that dont happen any more and she must have been pregnant for at least 18months.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 9:33, closed)

Aaargh
That made my invisiballs cringe.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:51, closed)