I bit my dentist's finger last week.
"Bite down on that," he said. So I did.
He started flapping around and shouting. (I must add here that he is Persian and reminds me of The Count from Sesame Street). So it seemed quite comedy and I assumed he was doing an old dentists joke on me, or something.
But no, I had his finger.
£200 he charged me, for a simple filling. Nearly twice what it should have been. I didn't complain because I think I drew blood.
(whitehorse, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 23:44, 2 replies)

nhs
on the nhs it should have been £45...
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 0:18, closed)

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( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 0:40, closed)