Having told my bad doctor story here already
I should probably tell a good one to even things out.

I have a friend who is a doctor, currently doing shifts in a hospital emergency room. He had a memorable NYE last year, though it was probably more memorable for his patient.

He attended a boilermaker in A&E. Apparently boilermakers don't wear rings on their fingers because of various occupational hazards, so for Christmas, Mrs Boilermaker had bought him a ring he could wear somewhere that wasn't likely to be troubled by the making of boilers.

Mrs Boilermaker had bought him a large, thick, titanium cock ring. Which he had been wearing for a few days, I think.

The problem with this was that neither Mr or Mrs Boilermaker had any idea what it is that cock rings actually do. They seemed to think it was just another place you could hang some jewellery. So when Mr Boilermaker got an erection after donning his ring, they were both very surprised to find that the erection wouldn't go down, and that the ring got somewhat stuck, wedged firmly into place at the base of his member. By the time he presented at the hospital with this predicament, he was in quite the state of distress.

So this is how my doctor friend saw in the stroke of midnight. With a diamond-tipped cutting blade thingy in his hand, cutting a big old ring off some guy's dick. Being titanium it wasn't easy to cut through. And not bendable either - he'd hoped he could make one cut and bend the ring open, but not possible. So two cuts had to be made - one on top and one on the underside. They took about 20 mins each. And the cutting was generating a great deal of friction and heat, so there was also the frequent dribbling on of water to try and keep things from getting too hot.

I think Mr Boilermaker is now planning on a jewellery free life.
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 0:57, Reply)