Bob's your uncle
My uncle Bob is 79 years old. His wife of over 50 years died about 7 years ago and he's still devastated. He's also been diagnosed with bladder cancer and has to have much treatment involving shoving things up his japs eye.

About a year ago - after a treatment - he received a call from the hospital explaining that they had made a slight mistake and had not sterilized the equipment properly after treating someone with HIV, so could he please come for a test?

Luckily he came back negative, but I can't help being stunned by the numb cnuts. 'We're trying our best to cure you but we might have given you AIDS, septuagenarian'.

The Daily Hate Mail would have a fucking field day....
(garetha, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 10:46, 1 reply)

The japs-eye stuff
If they are shoving things up his japs-eye then they are doing it wrong.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 22:10, closed)