If it ever happens again
try bathing your lady bits in milk or yoghurt, water just makes a chili burn worse but since capascin is fat soluble then milk will wash it away. My housemate managed to get chili in his eye a few months ago, luckily I was around to stop him bathing it in water and got him to use milk instead.
(mmm....beer, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 12:58, 1 reply)

Or oil
Olive oil's good. Soap and water isn't bad either. Don't be tempted to use alcohol, however good an idea it might seem at first glance!
( Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 21:17, closed)