:)
Perhaps in addition:

21. Threatening to leave (by which you are offering to make everyones' lives less busy by not being present) is not a viable negotiating strategy. Instead, you will get the explanation as to why this is not A Good Idea(TM), then have a Self Discharge form given to you saying in effect 'yes, I am willing to take my chances without an intervention which may save my life'.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 1:47, Reply)