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Tingtwatter asks: Ever been on the receiving end of some quality health care? Tell us about it

(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:49)
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A few years back
I went to hospital with chest pains

I get promptly taken to the emergency room. They take an xray.

Whilst waiting to hear what the doctor says about it, I realise theres a lot of laughter coming from outside my cubicle.

The doc walks into my cubicle laughin and rubbing his eyes in glee

"well 'dan' I think we have found why your chest is hurting"

(it might be a good time to point out he had a thick jamaican accent)

" we cant see your left lung man..." (We caaaant see yeh leaft long mon")

To which I join in laughing with the doctor... unaware of exactly what this meant, it just sounded funny

"hehehe, what do you mean you cant see my left lung, hehehe, so what does this mean? are you going to give me some medication and I'll be on my way? hehe"

" dont be silly " said the doctor (still giggling about the situation)

then said in a straight face..."we're gona stick a needle in yeh chest..."

and he did.

and it friggen freaked me out as he did so.... I was totally concious

and yes - my lung had disapeared... it had fully collapsed and looked more like a potaote in my chest.

good times
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:22, 4 replies)
You are Dan Quayle.

Though I suppose the clue is in the name really.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:13, closed)
who is dan quayle?
and what is ICMFP?

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:46, closed)
Allow me.

Basically he was dumber than Dubya, but thankfully with less power.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:18, closed)

nice one ;¬)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:38, closed)

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