I don't get it
Why does everyone say this isn't true? I mean, the only thing that seems implausible to me is how much they had sex, but surely there must be some girls out there like that? Then again, I still haven't figured out what the banjo string is anyway. *sigh*
(Tarana, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:52, 3 replies)

To be fair to them
It does read a lot like the blatantly made-up stories that feature here a lot. Having posted it I can't blame people for thinking it's not true. Lesson learned - I will never again embellish a story with puerile euphemisms. Now watch as they tear me apart for going "lol yeah I suck, haha".

PS the banjo string is the frenulum.
PPS no that's not my penis.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:59, closed)

it's literally a banjo string
sometimes when you're a guy and you're using a public urinal, a guy will pull up next to you and play the first bar of dueling banjos on the underside of his cock. it's considered immensely rude not to reply

also: i meant to click reply, not i like this. bah
( spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:01, closed)

Because
in a thread nominally about doctors, nurses, dentists and hospitals, there's an awful lot of I HAVE A WILLY and THIS GIRL TOTALLY WANTED TO DO THINGS WITH MY WILLY and not very much about doctors, nurses, dentists or hospitals.

Also, 95% of the time (or, on the internet, 99.9 recurring % of the time) when a man calls a woman a nympho he means either a) she enjoys sex, which women are not supposed to do; b) she enjoys sex but not with him and he's far too New Man (tr: Nice Guy) to call her a slag; or most commonly c) he is lying through his teeth.
(Shinigami, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:08, closed)