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I don't have too many - well, any - medical stories of my own, but I do have a number of medical friends, none of whom is a b3tan, so I'll steal their stories.

When V was a medical student, she was working in A&E one night doing the basic stuff that students can do: clerking in, recording medical histories, and so on. A man entered and was hurried into a cubicle. V was asked to take his details.

There's no nice way of putting what he told her.

Clearly somewhat adventurous, he had decided to get his jollies by feeding a copper wire into his penis. Discovering that this was not stimulating (and I think that most of us could have told him that without having to do the experiment) he decided to see if his enjoyment could be elevated by warming the wire. So he took his lighter, and held the still-exposed end of the wire in its flame.

A lighter flame is hotter than he expected; copper wire is more conductive than he expected; his urethra was more severely burned than he expected.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, 7 replies)

*clicks*
for the last line.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:04, closed)

She told me that story over 10 years ago.
I've heard it several times since. And it never makes me wince any less.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, closed)

That is almost a contender
for the Darwin awards.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:04, closed)

Oh sweet Jesus
The pain does not bare thinking about
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:32, closed)

Idiocy Is, As Idiocy Does...
The bloke in question should try tasting Mains Electricity, all you need to do is stick your tongue in a plug socket. Make sure to get your fingers nice and moist and get them in the holes as well....
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30, closed)

Reminds me of that joke
A man goes to the doctor saying he has pain in his penis when he urinates. "Does the tip burn?" asks the doctor. "I don't know", says the man, "I've never tried lighting it."
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29, closed)

Which is itself
Similar to the old joke about the bloke filling in the Sex survey in a magazine.
In answer to the question, "do you smoke after sex?"
He replied, "I've never looked."
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:23, closed)