
Tingtwatter asks: Ever been on the receiving end of some quality health care? Tell us about it
( , Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:49)
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My collegue who shall be named Beaker was in the habit of putting any errant elastic bands on his wrist for "safekeeping".
Only the last time he did this the band was a bit short. Two days later he was complaining about a loss of feeling in his hand, it got so bad he went to the doctor (still wearing the band!)
The doc took one look at his hand, realised what was happening. *Doctor facepalm*
I believe the actual words used were,
"You stupid boy"
The doc actually laughed at him in the surgery. Honestly, I'd have been far more scathing.
He still has limited feeling in one of his fingers.
( , Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, 8 replies)

Now don't do it again!
The annoying thing is, that sketch is EXACTLY like my old latin teacher.
( , Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, closed)

"Now do it a hundred times before sun-up, or I'll cut your balls off."
( , Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:17, closed)
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