Even the doctor laughed,
My collegue who shall be named Beaker was in the habit of putting any errant elastic bands on his wrist for "safekeeping".
Only the last time he did this the band was a bit short. Two days later he was complaining about a loss of feeling in his hand, it got so bad he went to the doctor (still wearing the band!)
The doc took one look at his hand, realised what was happening. *Doctor facepalm*
I believe the actual words used were,
"You stupid boy"
The doc actually laughed at him in the surgery. Honestly, I'd have been far more scathing.

He still has limited feeling in one of his fingers.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, 8 replies)

Doctor Facepalm
Best of all the drum machines
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, closed)

Sorry, the medical term is
Palmaris visog
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:43, closed)

People called Palmaris, they go, the face?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, closed)

Best office lol!
Now don't do it again!


The annoying thing is, that sketch is EXACTLY like my old latin teacher.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, closed)

It's like everyone's old Latin teacher
"Now do it a hundred times before sun-up, or I'll cut your balls off."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:17, closed)

WIN.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:17, closed)

It got my click!

( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:35, closed)

Genuine, loud officelol
Latin jokes FTW.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:46, closed)