This is not about me...
Years ago I had a Prince Albert done. I was safe in the knowledge that this would rank me quite high in the most painful thing down your japs eye contest and was safe in the knowledge that I would win this pissing contest whenever anyone mentioned swabs.

2 weeks ago, for reasons I can't remember, a guy at work (we'll call him R), was regailing us with a story about the time he had a fiberoptic camerea film the inside of his bladder. The shame of it!

Yesterday, another guy from work returned from havine 3 kidney stones removed after repeated ultrasound had failed. He's had half the robotic cast of Star wars connected to a laptop up his. A camera, laser to cut the stones, claw to catch them and a basket to keep them in until removal.

R and I and now very downcast and many folk at work are still unable to uncross their legs. The wonders of modern medicine eh?
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:29, 3 replies)

PA?
Try an Apadravya...

It's a PA, and *then* some.
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:29, closed)

*does a GIS*
*winces like fuck*
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:21, closed)

I've had a cystoscopy.
The doc let me watch the TV screen while he did it, which distracted me no end from the discomfort of having a Steadicam rammed up my Jap's eye. The footage was fascinating.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 12:22, closed)