This was in the newsletter recently, but... LOST CAT
It started with a sign. "LOST CAT", it said, with a big picture of a lion. For shits and giggles, I pinned it on the local community noticeboard and took a picture. Within days, however, it had gone, the victim of the board's humourless self-appointed guardian.

Right, two can play at that game: Up went a photo of the original Lost Cat sign with the caption "LOST SIGN". Take THAT. And he did, the bastard.

In the weeks that followed, up went LOST "LOST SIGN" SIGN, and then LOST 'LOST "LOST SIGN" SIGN' SIGN.

And then, we went for the kill: A notice that only Noticeboard Guardian (who I picture rocking back and forth in the reading room of the local library, wondering what fresh hell awaits) would see. Like THIS:

1. Pin smaller pic to noticeboard

2. Pin larger pic on top

3. My sworn enemy who clears down the board will be the ONLY person to see the smaller pic

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

All illustrated neatly HERE

The Head-Fuck continues, but our enemy has more-or-less given up trying to censor us. Some of the notices actually stay up for weeks. You may wish to follow the latest HERE. We've even managed to get B3TA's very own Smug Bastard involved.


( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:48, 11 replies)

brilliant.
I love this. This is top class dickery.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:53, closed)

Have a Yay Mr Duck.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:58, closed)

Have I told you lately that I <3 you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:41, closed)

^^Gayer^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:06, closed)

I don't want to fuck him in a gay way.
I want to fuck him like a man. Face to face with gritted teeth and growling.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:07, closed)

Haha
I'm sure someone's posted this to passiveaggressive.com or something, as I've seen those pics before... makes me laugh like a loon every time. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:26, closed)

A couple of them made the front page of cheezeburger
You might have seen them there
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:36, closed)

Ah, that'll be it. :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:43, closed)

Worthy of multiple clicks
Particularly for the lost cat responding to 'Thundercock'
(Crompton, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:27, closed)