Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Eating dogshit - yum!I was crossing the main concourse at Victoria Station, pushing a luggage trolley, when a jar of peanut butter toppled out of my bag and smashed. I picked it up, and only then realised that I had trodden in it and smeared it across the floor. It looked EXACTLY as if I had trodden in dogshit. So, with many onlookers, I removed my shoe and sniffed the sole, recoiling in the way you do. Then, slowly, tentatively, I scooped some from my shoe onto my finger, tasted it with the tip of my tongue, and then licked the whole lot greedily. I looked around - a few people had noticed and were truly horrified. I just shrugged nonchalantly, replaced my shoe and trolleyed onwards...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:57, 8 replies)
that would have beenAbout the time of my campaign of putting dog shit in the jars at Sun-Pat.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:01,
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This.I once licked my finger whilst tidying up a smashed jar of chocolate body-paint, and got a tongue full of glass splinters for my trouble. Most unpleasant.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 19:43,
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You think they clean the floors of railway stations that well?Especially after the Guide Dog Training sessions and Blind School outings.
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Those blind kidsare fucking filthy. Yuk.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:06,
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I know.Shitting everywhere and licking peanut butter off the floor. FFS!
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