
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
( , Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Or if you see her walking in with her shopping, past the window, ask if she wants a hand with her bags.
True story, guys dig girls who look after elderly neighbours, makes them think you wouldn't mind having a cup of tea when their ma' gets in that state.
( , Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:14, 2 replies)

she goes shopping during the week when I'm out as I've never seen her with any bags. However, the cake idea is a nice one, thanks :)
( , Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:16, closed)

When I moved into my place at the begining of the month, I made a note of getting to learn the people across the hall from me by asking if they would let me use their internet connection, and to say 'thanks', I got their kids a big bag of sweets each. It's always handy knowing a few poeple on your block.
( , Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:23, closed)

may be one sitting on the sofa when stareyglarey woman passes and the other to walk around the corner but almost nekkid pulling some trousers up or straightening her skirt/blouse etc that might confuse her.
( , Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:21, closed)
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